I’m crying laughing at this. She took a picture instead of helping. lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
Awesome things that happened this year
I woke up this morning and started to think about what I’ll remember 2011 for. Here’s a list in no particular order. Graduating from grad school Internship at North Carolina State University The Spring Break East Coast Tour (grueling) 5 Year college reunion (how did I get so old) Starting my job at the Chicago Public Library Snowmaggedon Attending both ALA conferences Having...
Oh man internet people are the best. ethefp: whoa.
The art of trolling
The Cheeto one is the WORST because everything would be covered in Cheeto dust. By worst I mean best. escapedgoat: secretlygiftedtumbling: leetakeuchi: piercetheely: All of these are fucking genius. Hey I see one of mine. Ron.Charlie.George.This is the next level OMGYES
Chop Bouie: roasted chickpeas →
Chickpeas are the best. If I had some in the house I would make this now. chopbouie: Roasted chickpeas make for either an easy snack or a delicious garnish to a spicy soup, like curried carrot soup. Almost any spice and flavor combination works for these, so experiment to find something you like. For my part, I went with cumin and garlic powder. Roasted chickpeas Serves…
Alex Leo: Ron Swanson + Meat = Awesome →
alexleo: Next to Jack Donaghy and Lucille Bluth, Ron Swanson is my favorite television character of all time. There is much to admire about Ron: his intense libertarianism, his willingness to try cornrows, his support of Leslie, that time he gave a small child a landmine, and, of course, his secret life…
ANDREW PETTIT: Nipping At Your Nose →
A somewhat scary story about the meaning of Christmas. andrewpettit: Happy Holidays, one and all. From me to you, I hope that you enjoy this short story about family and miracles during this merriest of seasons. Sincerely, Andrew “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose…” Today, was different, and not because it was…
: Mindy Kaling's Best Friend Rights and... →
These are all true. The Mindy Kaling book is hilarious so far. charlottehassen: I CAN BORROW ALL YOUR CLOTHES Anything in your closet, no matter how fancy, is co-owned by me, your best friend. I can borrow it for as long as I want. If I get something on it or lose it, I should make all good faith attempts to get it cleaned or buy you a new one, but I don’t need to do that,…